Sunday, July 11, 2010

Money hai tho Honey hai

I met a school mate again the last day. She was notorious for her long tongue and flashy and cheap dresses.
Her dad entered the real estate and became super rich in a flash. They have some three cars and two houses.
Moreover, she has something solid to brag about and some costly dresses to flash around.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Dance Masters

A few days ago I flipped through the channels to Telugu section. I never understood the language but saw a few songs. The words would be meaningless anyway. The only thing to be enjoyed is the colour.
Among the few I saw, I would recommend two of the actors to be hung until death for maligning the art called ‘dance’.
One is the superstar ‘Chiranjeevi’. He is fat than middle aged aunties and dances with slim young ladies. The steps resemble cockroach running through his shirt. And he shamelessly gropes the actress. Lucky guy he is. Getting paid handsome amount for all these vulgarities, getting worshipped for it and no one complains.
The second one, whose name I later learnt, is ‘Balakrishna’. There is not much vulgarity. He wears dresses with some of the oddest colours. He looks worse and heroine resembles his grand daughter. His pathetic portrayal of break dance made me sympathize. Poor old man, what all would he have to do for a living!

Caught in middle of no where!

Today I was caught in middle of nowhere. A minister’s daughter was getting married. Who’s who of the town was heading in that direction. Police jumped into the unusual over enthusiastic mood and messed up all the traffic.
They stopped rikshaws and buses from coolelcting people on the roadside and muddy sidewalks was not a good idea for a walk.
Look at the contrast- on one hand there is celebration of joy. On the other side common man is made to suffer.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Scissor Hands

There is a flop one from the Tamil superstar. The name is abbreviated to ATM. The second heroine ( spare tyre) sits in railway compartment. Hero walks in. She is seeing the hero for the first time.
A slutty item dance follows showcasing all her asssets. The nest scene has her lying naked and covered in the white railway sheet. The hero has left after some happy hours. She is shown happily touching the nail marks.
Our censor board who shows much interest to knife the works of small scale artistes turn blind to these big budget movies. I rarely see a Tamil movie where heroine is anything else than a sex object

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Inclusive Exclusion

I am not a cricket fan. But I browse through the newspapers and watched a few IPL matches. I like the antics of cheer-girls.
I fail to understand a phenomenon. Quite often headlines proclaim ‘YUVARAJ, DRAVIS EXCLUDED FROM THE TEAM’. Weeks later ‘YUVARAJ, DRAVID COMES BACK’, What happened in these few weeks to prove their credibility.

Monsoon Fever

Monsoon is a season of untold variety of fevers. You never know when and where you get hit. No matter how rich you are, you can end up in bed for atleast 2 weeks.
People working in a closed air-conditioned go to the office in fear. They never can afford sick leaves and the closed rooms are potential ware house for fever. But bosses have their own cabin. So no worries!

No. 1

I don’t know why I am restarting this. I have tried once and burnt my fingers. Now I am daring to do it again.
I will have to thank a beautiful lady who egged me to start. I have not met her nor spoken to her. So I am not going to reveal her name. But love and kisses for you.
For potential reader, a small warning-. the space is full of crap.